WHy DO POSTS GO TO THE WRONG BLOG UGHHHGHGHG

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friends, don’t dip your strawberries into crusted old cream cheese, it will not be nearly as pleasant as you would hope

everyone should clean their rooms there are so many fun things to find including:

• a note your mother wrote to get you out of gym in sixth grade because “your right leg was really bothering you”
• that poem you had to write about suicide in eighth grade. for an assignment. you were required to write about it
• a sonnet about vomit
• someone’s written description of the makeout session you had at a party the first time you blacked out from drankk
• sarah kreiger’s seventh (or eighth) grade writing portfolio ???????? who is sarah kreiger and why do i have that??????????????
• notes you passed with jackson green in fourth/fifth grade in which he has an existential crisis about being called a nerd (which you will really want to post on his blog but he unfriended you on fb so no fuck his things)
• and many more such fun items

BUZZFEED HAS SHOWN ME STANLEY TUCCI IN A 1980S LEVI’S COMMERCIAL

I PROMISE TO NEVER MAKE FUN OF BUZZFEED EVER AGAIN

I AM SO UPSET AND ALSO AROUSED

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niknak79:

They were supposed to be smiley faces

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i will NEVER be over the video for katy perry’s “california gurls”

and neither will whoever wrote this gem either omg everyone READ IT

rhttp://newageamazon.buzznet.com/user/journal/7143411/explaining-video-katy-perrys-california/o

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

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jimmykirks:

will graham sitting in a dark jail angry at himself thinking “it……………..rhymes”

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does anyone know where my phone is